{Luke has been waking up with a dry diaper lately so I have been trying to rush him to the potty first thing in the morning. A few days ago he began standing up to try and go pee pee. He will stand there and bend his legs a little and make straining noises.}

Me: "You can do it! Make pee pee in the potty! That a boy!"

Luke: (with the most serious face you can imagine) "It not workin'. It broken. It need new bad-wees (batteries)."

Hahaha!

This kid cracks me up sometimes!